One Of The Boys

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I saw a spider
I didn’t scream
Cause I can belch the alpahbet
just double dog dare me

And I chose guitar over ballet
and I’d take these suckers down
cause they just get in my way.

The way you look at me
is kind of like a little sister.
Not like a good vice
and it leaves me nothing but blisters.

so I don’t wanna be
one of the boy-y-y-oys
one of your guys
just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
that I just want to be
one of the girls
pretty in pearls
not one of the boys.

so over the summer something changed.
I started reading seventeen
and shaving my legs.
and I studied aveda religiously
and I walked right into school
and caught you staring at me.
Cause

I don’t want you no
but now you’re going to have to take a number
It’s okay, maybe one day
but not until you give me my diamond ring.

Cause
I don’t want to be
one of the boy-oy-oy-oys
one of your guys
just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
that I just want to be
your homecoming queen
their poster dream
not one of the boys

I wanna be a flower not a dirty ring
I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team.
And I swear maybe one day, you’re gunna wanna
make out, make out, make out with me.

don’t wanna be, don’t wanna be, don’t wanna be,
cause I don’t wanna be, one of the boy-y-y-oys
one of your guys
just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
that I just want to be
one of the girls
pretty in pearls
not one of the boys.

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